Go Placidly Amid the Noise and Haste

Am-er-ee. (:
One word to describe me would be... Eclectic! Which doesn't actually help with getting to know me.. I realize this. I'm not much of a talker. I mean, I am... I have this ability to talk for hours without actually saying anything important. The rare moments of dispensing some vital information might be documented below! But who knows.

haha Perez Hilton ruins this

Normal is nothing more than a cycle on a washing machine.

—Whoopi Goldberg